Return To Mansfield 2008 - Day 1 - Amphibious Mountain Assault

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body…but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, champagne & strawberries in hand, loudly proclaiming “Wow–What a ride!”

On Friday May 16th, 2008 forty die hard Harley Davidson Enthusiasts from the First State HOG chapter in Delaware embarked on an adventure that will be remembered for a lifetime.  We experienced rain, sleet, fog and cold temperatures. Like Marines training for amphibious assault missions we endured everything Mother Nature threw at us and kept to our mission. The wetter we got the more we laughed. The colder we got the more we huddled together in defiance. We were determined to enjoy our two wheeled vacation!

FSH Ready In Raingear
I was surprised that everyone showed up Friday morning at the Prices Corner Boston Market.  It was drizzling and everyone one was wearing their raingear. All twenty six First State HOG riders and their passengers left at 0900 hrs as scheduled.  Darrel Willis decided that he was going to pass on the trip, but he was present to see us off.

Forty minutes later we pulled into the Wawa in Gap, PA soaking wet for our first pit stop. I announced that this would be a good time for anyone who wanted to abandon the mission. No one was backing out. It was clear that we were all dedicated, or just insane. So far we had been assaulted by killer rain drops that were accumulating in tree branches and waiting for us to ride by. They nailed us in the face, often times right between the eyes. Those trees have taken sniper training, I know it! We regrouped and initiated our invasion into the Amish farmlands of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

We Don’t Do Fear!
I acted as the Road Captain leading the way. Al Donofrio took up the Wingman position. Al has a CB radio and was in charge of communications with our Tail Gunner and other CB enabled riders. Lem McMaster took up the rear as he is our ace Tail Gunner. We rolled up Route 772 which is listed as one of America’s Scenic Byways. We encountered a few Amish buggies and successfully passed them on the tight twisty farm roads despite the slippery conditions and limited vision. Just as Al and I were starting to feel comfortable our eyes simultaneously popped out of our heads.  A truck hauling a load of lumber encroached upon our lane! It was coming straight at us! Our hearts pounded, eyes stared in disbelief and adrenaline pumped! I gently pulled my bike to the right and Al stayed the course. The truck must have passed whatever it was attempting to avoid and pulled back into its own lane in the nick of time. The gush of adrenaline through my body charged me up! I love this stuff! We don’t do fear! This is awesome! I’m alive and not just another cubicle rat! I may be cold and wet, but damn it I’m doing exactly what I want to be doing!  That’s what it’s about to be an American!

Huddled At The Sunoco Waiting
When we arrived at the next check point in Manheim, PA we noticed we had lost some men along the way. A traffic light divided us before we made our transition from Route 772 to Route 72. It appeared that seven bikes from our squadron had kept navigating up Route 772 North. We were able to make contact by cell phone with Bill Fonda, Skip Phifield and Gary Singleton. Lem and Nic McMaster were in radio contact with us as well as Chris Mood. That left one unaccounted for member of our team. Old School Bob was MIA! Nic helped corral up the troops and brought them back to our checkpoint at the Sunoco in Manheim. Lem fired up his Screaming Eagle Ultra and prepared himself to go into heavy ground to bring back Old School. Once Lem and his Copilot Darlene located our dear friend they all returned to our temporary base at the Sunoco. All of our fighters were once again united and stood defiant against the storm. We fueled up, emptied our bladders and grabbed a snack. Once again we mounted our Harleys, fired up the V-Twins and hit the road.

Old School Went MIA!
We successfully navigated our way through twisty roads and finally had to jump on an expressway. We crossed the Susquehanna River on 322 and pulled into our third checkpoint, a truck stop, at 1400 hr. It was time to hit the head, tear off the raingear and sit down for a warm lunch. Some of our hard as nails soldiers ate hot dogs and were ready to hit the road immediately. Those guys must be trained to eat things that would make a billy goat sick. Paul Vinson and his reconnaissance team from New Jersey dined on Subway sandwiches. They were also ready to hit the road quickly.  The other half of the regiment was still eating in the truck stop restaurant.

Harvey & Ray Keep Us Laughing

Paul’s team of five bikes left early and flew directly to the Cross Roads Bed & Breakfast in Mansfield, PA non-stop. Along the way Lynn Erb was hit by a gust of wind that blew her and her Fat Boy a few feet off course but she regained control and arrived in Mansfield safely.  Lem & Nic lead a second team of eleven bikes. They were hit by frozen rain but it didn’t faze them and they arrived at West’s Motel in Mansfield without incident. I waited for the final group who was served last at the mess hall. I lead the dirty dozen up Route 15. While coming up Route 15 the temperature was dropping fast. Skip who was wearing inferior raingear was wet and tired. He pulled out of formation and signaled me to pull over. He notified me that this was the end of the road for him. He was going to find the closest warm hotel and call it a night. He did not want us to come with him, he instructed me to continue on with the mission as daylight was growing short. I needed to get my team to our rendezvous at West’s before dark. We made one fuel stop and headed up into the mountains. It was cold, the rain was freezing and we were exhausted. Everyone was fixated on their odometers and counting the miles. Diana was so cold she wanted to cry. We finally pulled into West’s where everyone checked in. We laid our wet clothes on the base boards in the hotel rooms to dry them off. We put on dry clothes and went to dinner.

FSH Takes Over West’s Restaurant

FSH Prevails

Our Tailgunners
Proud of our accomplishment and relieved to be dry we ate in triumph! While we ate the sun came out briefly and there was a rainbow over Cox’s Northern Tier Harley Davidson in Mansfield, PA. We took this as a good sign and then we took over West’s Restaurant. Ate dinner and had a great time. Ray Ginn and Harvey Strauss kept us laughing. I need to talk to their agents and try to get them on contract for all my trips. Great fun was had by all. We called it a night at 2230 hrs.

Rainbow Over Cox’s Northern Tier Harley Davidson

Doc Bailey’s Leather Black - Clean, Nourish, Protect, Waterproof, and Restore Black Leather - Product Review

Doc Bailey’s Leather Black

Diana purchased a bottle of Doc Bailey’s Leather Black a long time ago and it was sitting in the shop unopened. As our Soggy Hog Trip approached my thoughts drifted to waterproofing our gloves and boots.

I sprayed my work boots with a cheap aerosol water proofer from K-Mart. The brand was Texas Steer and it didn’t work. even though I sprayed several coats on my boots. Oh well, who needs warm dry feet?

Back to the Doc Bailey’s Leather Black which is sold at many motorcycle shops and by J&P Cycles. This leather treatment is made special for black leather. It’s great for motorcycle jackets, motorcycle chaps, motorcycle boots, motorcycle gloves, motorcycle seats and almost anything that starts with motorcycle. It’s like goopy shoe polish. The treatment promises to clean, nourish, restore color and waterproof. Doc Baily’s proudly advertises “Developed in Canada for extreme conditions”. I treated our leather gloves, Diana’s River Road boots and my motorcycle seat. It definitiely made the boots and gloves cleaner and softer. Diana’s boots looked like new. For these benefits it worked well and gets an A+. For waterproofing to endure ”extreme conditions” it did not work. A big fat F! Thirty minutes into the trip my gloves were soaked. Oh well, who needs warm dry hands?

Leather Black

The bottle of Doc Bailey’s Leather Black came with an application sponge that you use to apply the goopy black substance. This is something you should apply with latex gloves on. I think there was more of this inky black stuff in my skin than in the leathers. The good news is that I work at a printing company and we have special cleansers for pressmen that takes ink off. It did a good job but didn’t get it all off. Oh well, who needs clean hands?

J&P Cycles

Do you have any suggestions for good leather treatment or waterproofing products?

Jay & Diana Green start new riding group called The First State Ducks

Biker Rubber Ducky

Diana and I are back from our adventure into the Pennsylvania mountains with our HOG chapter! When asked on Thursday night if the trip was going to be canceled due to inclimate weather, I said “Screw It, Let’s Ride!”. I lead 40 dedicated Harley Davidson Enthusiasts on a trip that will be remembered for a life time. It was a wet wet wet weekend. We felt more like ducks then HOGs. We have a lot to write about and a lot of pictures. We tested a lot of products, experienced adverse weather conditions, visited great dealerships and have new philosophies and insights to ponder.

Make sure to check back regularly as we post new stories, reviews and adventures as a result of our trip. For now I leave you with this…

Road Captain Manual - Does Such Instruction Exist?

HOG RC Patch

To be patched as a Road Captain is a great honor. The Road Captain can make an ordinary ride into a spectacular ride. The Road Captain leads his club and they follow knowing full well that their Captain will lead them as safely as he can. His focus is to lead the group safely and make the trip enjoyable. Just like a Captain at the helm of a ship, he is going to guide you through the adversity that is the open road.

For the prospective Road Captain eager to learn the ways of the road you can only hope to find a willing mentor. Some of you may be fortunate and join clubs with well established Road Captain programs. Others may not be so lucky. Maybe you are trying to start your own club from scratch. Maybe you live in some distant corner of the planet far away from Milwaukee where there are no other motorcycle clubs to model yourselves after. You may feel lost like Luke Skywalker seeking out instruction from Obi Wan and Yoda.

You can take the Riders Edge Experienced Rider Course. You can watch the Ride Like A Pro DVD series. You can watch the Motorcycle Safety Foundation’s group riding video. You can get yourself some good books on riding proficiently. But where I ask… “Where is a Road Captain manual?”

Does your club have it’s own manual?

Do you know of a manual that is available to the public?

Is there a reason that this manual may not exist?

If you have one, can you mail it to me or tell me where I can get one?

Cleaning Melted Plastic Off Chrome Pipes

Blue Job Can

The recipie for cleaning melted plastic, melted rubber, and even girlfriend skin from your beautiful chrome pipes is Blue Job Chrome Polish + Elbow Grease. You can purchase Blue Job at J&P Cycles but you have to supply the Elbow Grease. J&P Cycles® - Motorcycle Parts and Accessories

Blue Job is different from abrassive chrome polishes as it is an oxidizer and will not scratch your beloved chrome. No swirlies or spider webs or any scratching at all!

Custom Cycle & Machine - New Castle, Delaware

CCM logo

Previously I put the question to you, my readers, whether I should try to do my own 5,000 mile service or pay the professionals. Everyone seemed to think it is worth it to pay the guys who know what they are doing in order to keep my motorcycle safe and at its best.

Nothing against the dealership, but I can’t afford full fledged Harley Davidson service. Besides, I only trust two mechanics with my bike. One of the two is my friend Scott who is wrenching at Custom Cycle & Machine in New Castle, Delaware. I think of Scott as a performance guy. He is the guy to see if you want a bunch of mods done to your bike so it creates gobs of street pounding horsepower.  (more…)

The Preride “Return To Mansfield” - Penn Leather: A Motorcycle Oasis of Leather

Me in my Harley Davidson Jet II helmet at Skyline Drive

Last Saturday Diana and I did a preride of the 1st leg for our upcoming trip to Mansfield, Pennsylvania. It was only Diana’s second day out on her motorcycle this season and her first on the streets. We hit a wide variety of roads from Amish country farm roads to Interstate Highways. Diana isn’t into the expressway scene but she handled it like a champ.

I couldn’t sleep that night. That wasn’t what I had in mind for our trip. Getting from point A to Point B via the most direct route is not what my club is into. We like scenery. The route hit too close to Lancaster and Harrisburg. I got up early Sunday morning and mapped out a new route that was all scenic byways and country roads. I left my house at 9:30am to preride the new route. Diana stayed home as 200 miles on Saturday was a good start to her season, no need to push it. Her chiropractor wouldn’t be happy with me if I dragged her along.

This new ride was the bomb! Sweeping back roads with more twists and turns than you could wish for. Beautiful Pennsylvania farm land for miles and miles. I was in the zone except for being just a bit chilly. I seem to be cold blooded these days. It was supposed to hit 70 degree’s so I dressed a little lighter than I wish I did. I could have used just one more layer. I was missing my thermal long underwear and thinking it was time for a new leather jacket. This one wasn’t keeping out the chill and the broken zippers on the pockets were letting the wind in. (more…)

Controlled Recklessness Is Cool - Stunting In Enclosed Area - Fun Video

Motorcycle Group Riding MSF Video

Brother Dave at The Road Grits Cafe has posted a must see item for anyone who rides in a group! Please visit the Road Grits Cafe to view the video clip that the Motorcycle Safety Foundation has on their website about group riding. If you have seen it before, watch it anyway. Click Here

Moto-Maps Product Review

Moto-Maps Rhode Island & Connecticut

My intention in developing RoadCaptainUSA.com was to bring you information and stories that will enhance your touring experience whether it be day trips or week long journeys. For those of you interested in riding further than your local watering hole, here is another product review that fits the bill.

There is a company called Moto-Maps in New Hampshire that makes little laminated flip chart booklets of scenic backroads perfect for motorcyclists. You do not have to go to New Hampshire to get these maps as I have them for sale at the RoadCaptainUSA.com bookstore which is powered by the very reliable Amazon.com

To help plan my upcoming Rhode Island trip I purchased the Connecticut & Rhode Island edition of Moto-Maps. To get a better shipping rate I ordered two additional maps: New York and Massachusetts. Each booklet includes maps and turn by turn directions for 6 or 7 loops. The books are small so that they can fit in pockets or small compartments. They are laminated for durability. They are bound by ring clips so you can remove just the trip you are using that day. Moto-Maps also sells some accessories to compliment the maps. They have a special map holder that straps onto your arm and a map clip that attaches to a shield.

Rhode Island Loop With Turn By Turn Directions

The maps cost less than $10.00 so you can’t go wrong. Amazon delivered in a just a few days. No matter how you choose to use your Moto-Maps I’m sure you will enjoy the rides. I’ll post a follow up review after my Rhode Island trip in June.

If anyone is going to Laconia next month, you should take the below Moto-Map with you. Don’t waste too much of your time at Weirs Beach, ride those mountains. See the country! That’s what it’s all about!!!!